Chat Rooms

I went in to the
News room
But nobody was there.
I went to
Current affairs
Then books,
And nobody was there.
I tried the porn room
And found one
Sad wanker
Crying all alone
(And hey — it wasn’t me, okay?).
I went to talk
About the weather
But there was only me.
Then I tried the
Stress room
It was full of Moaning Minnies
And I couldn’t get in…