Author: Otto S. Fishbein

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Sunday Comics

The Mickey Mouse badge told the Ayatollah at his feet, “You drink your oil you schmuck, we’ll eat our heads of wheat.” But I’m the man in grey, we’re Sunday Comics at the Star and we don’t have a say in the war games that they play.

Comix

Sunday Comics

You don’t have no money? He’ll get you some. You don’t have no car? He’ll get you one. You don’t have no Sunday Comics, you feel like an insect? Well don’t you worry buddy, ’cause here he comes.

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Sunday Comics

All my friends tell me something is getting together…I got a beard that would disappear if I’m dressed in leather. Now let me tell you about my baby, she would read the Sunday Comics sitting in the jail house trying to learn some good manners!

Comix

Sunday Comics

“Oh, where are the Sunday Comics?” “What would you want with the Comics? Can’t you see that I’m much sweet-ah? I’m your little seƱorit-er! You’re my type of guy, let me straighten your tie, and I shall dance for you.”

Comix

Sunday Comics

Number fifty-four, the house with the bamboo door…A bamboo roof and bamboo walls, they’ve even got a bamboo floor. I’m-a telling you, when you’re blue — well, there’s a lot to do. Read the Sunday Comics!