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Your body is a Jeffree Star Makeup Tutorial
Your body is a 9/11 Memorial gift shop
Your body is a grad student taught class
Your body is a DIY reading at a house and there’s soup, someone made a vegetarian/vegan soup
Your body is a National Treasure (starring Nicholas Cage)
Your body is a Hawthorne Heights cover band
Your body is a Tila Tequila Conspiracy Theory
Your body is a Pin-striped Fedora at a fair-trade coffee shop talking about IPAs
Your body is the parking lot of a Dave Matthews concert
Your body is a babadook
Your body is a Friends box set (Director’s Cut)
Your body is a t-shirt cannon
Your body is a BW3 trivia game and I am losing
Your body is a latte art battle
Your body is Helga Pataki from the Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold making a secret gum sculpture in her closet shaped like Arnold’s head
Your body is a public mural telling you that you must realize and acknowledge you are conventionally attractive
Your body is 13.99 plus shipping and handling
Your body is a Xenos mega-store
Your body is a Seagull bag
Your body is ground zero
Your body is a one set of footprints because Jesus was giving you a piggyback
Your body is a Mucinex commercial
Your body is a Buzzfeed quiz
Your body is a jam band
Your body is a new age retro hippie
Your body is an exposed brick artisan cafe and I’m casually sitting there drinking a $5 iced tea
Your body is an anti-vaxxer
Your body is a bedbug punk house
Your body is a top chef (kids edition)
Your body is a Jessica Simpson brand extension
Your body is “if you see something/say something”
Your body is a swipe left
Your body is a swipe right
Your body is the man in the moon
Your body is a border
Your body is the physical projection of your mental self
Your body is…I’ll let you decide
First published by Monster House Press
