POLICE REPORT (31)
Witness Name: Lee Yuan
Town/City: Banbridge
DOB: 16/09/1975
Employer/School: Atlantis Cleaning
Complaint Against: Jason Tapping
Suspected Crime: Fencing Stolen Goods
Date: 07/11/2026
Time: 10:45
Location: Middlewood Coopers
Statement:
Gold irreplaceable diadem
Liquefies in forge.
Bygone – a trifling nostalgia
From the museum’s glass case.
POLICE REPORT (32)
Witness Name: Ellen Stamp
Town/City: Yetminster
DOB: 29/04/1991
Employer/School: Dene Photographers
Complaint Against: Rod Payne
Suspected Crime: Breach of Contract/Theft
Date: 11/11/2026
Time: 13:06
Location: 3 Drysdale Road.
Statement:
Walls kill time as slats.
Truant, unnudgeable.
Currency ain’t veering back.
Genet’s alehouse Malaga
Is on easy street.
POLICE REPORT (33)
Witness Name: Timothy Guy
Town/City: Ardglass
DOB: 17/02/2001
Employer/School: Maserati Laminates
Complaint Against: Don White
Suspected Crime: Dealing Class ‘A’ Drugs
Date: 13/11/2026
Time: 18:04
Location: Hill Gardens
Statement:
Video-cam frames niche marketing.
Snow obstinate on nostrils.
Twilight mislays aquamarine in purple,
Nothing stops.
POLICE REPORT (34)
Witness Name: Jocasta Fairchild
Town/City: London
DOB: 07/09/1995
Employer/School: Wilco’s
Complaint Against: Linda Bushel
Suspected Crime: Corruption
Date: 14/11/2026
Time: 10:02
Location: House of Commons
Statement:
Blister-packed goading.
Cajolery by teleinformatics.
Culpability lying-in-wait.
POLICE REPORT (35)
Witness Name: Amanda Tagg
Town/City: Rackenford
DOB: 03/12/2004
Employer/School: Buzz Promotions
Complaint Against: Melrose Gaming Ltd.
Suspected Crime: Copyright Breach
Date: 17/11/2026
Time: 11:42
Location: World Wide Web
Statement:
Scripted tedium’s pointedly familiar.
No deposit agreed.
Lilt hangs on intonation.
Vacated studio, fatuous chair.
