The Seattle Star

My optic presentation sizzles the retina; how far must I go to gain respect? Um, well, it’s kind of simple, just remain your own and you’ll read the Sunday Comics enjoyed on the throne.

I need my conscience to keep watch over me – to protect me from myself – so I can wear honesty like a crown on my head when I read all of the Sunday Comics.

A: Is your Sunday Comics? Would you like us to assign someone to Comics your Sunday? Excuse me… B: What?

We missed you last week. So here’s a bonus episode of Sunday Comix on Monday.

No shame in my game ’cause I’ll always be the same — styles upon styles upon Sunday’s what I have. You wanna diss the Comics, but you still don’t know the half. I sport New Balance sneakers to avoid a narrow path, messin’ round with…