Your Body

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Your body is a Jeffree Star Makeup Tutorial

Your body is a 9/11 Memorial gift shop

Your body is a grad student taught class

Your body is a DIY reading at a house and there’s soup, someone made a vegetarian/vegan soup

Your body is a National Treasure (starring Nicholas Cage)

Your body is a Hawthorne Heights cover band

Your body is a Tila Tequila Conspiracy Theory

Your body is a Pin-striped Fedora at a fair-trade coffee shop talking about IPAs

Your body is the parking lot of a Dave Matthews concert

Your body is a babadook

Your body is a Friends box set (Director’s Cut)

Your body is a t-shirt cannon

Your body is a BW3 trivia game and I am losing

Your body is a latte art battle

Your body is Helga Pataki from the Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold making a secret gum sculpture in her closet shaped like Arnold’s head

Your body is a public mural telling you that you must realize and acknowledge you are conventionally attractive

Your body is 13.99 plus shipping and handling

Your body is a Xenos mega-store

Your body is a Seagull bag

Your body is ground zero

Your body is a one set of footprints because Jesus was giving you a piggyback

Your body is a Mucinex commercial

Your body is a Buzzfeed quiz

Your body is a jam band

Your body is a new age retro hippie

Your body is an exposed brick artisan cafe and I’m casually sitting there drinking a $5 iced tea

Your body is an anti-vaxxer

Your body is a bedbug punk house

Your body is a top chef (kids edition)

Your body is a Jessica Simpson brand extension

Your body is “if you see something/say something”

Your body is a swipe left

Your body is a swipe right

Your body is the man in the moon

Your body is a border

Your body is the physical projection of your mental self

Your body is…I’ll let you decide


First published by Monster House Press
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