The Seattle Star

I need my conscience to keep watch over me – to protect me from myself – so I can wear honesty like a crown on my head when I read all of the Sunday Comics.

A: Is your Sunday Comics? Would you like us to assign someone to Comics your Sunday? Excuse me…
B: What?

We missed you last week. So here’s a bonus episode of Sunday Comix on Monday.

No shame in my game ’cause I’ll always be the same — styles upon styles upon Sunday’s what I have.
You wanna diss the Comics, but you still don’t know the half. I sport New Balance sneakers to avoid a narrow path, messin’ round with this you catch the sizin’ of ’em. I never half step ’cause I’m not a half stepper; drink a lot of soda so they call me Dr. Pepper.