Drawing by Max Reif.

My mind’s my crazy neighbor.
I cringe at what it thinks!
And if I weren’t its siamese twin,
I’d be convinced it drinks!

Embarrassed to be seen with it,
I dread its next new meme
will so offend my friends, that it
will cut me off from them.

I’m going to ignore it.
I just won’t play its game.
And if you hear it spouting off –
I’m not the one to blame!