Carlson & Beck form Axis of Weasels, seize West Seattle & Shoreline! Vashon & Lake Forest park invaded! Carlson sez, “We need lebensraum!” Beck sez “Ethnic cleansing is for everybody!”

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The Blethens dispose of Tony Ridder for just long enough to let their true feelings about Boeing be known.

We fired everyone over 40, including ourselves, so that we could bring you the newer, youthier, Seattle-r Star.

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