Author: Gloria Eleison

Gloria Eleison is a seer. She sees all kinds of shit, seriously. Sometimes, she wishes she could see less. For instance, she wishes she could unsee the last season of The Bachelorette.

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Written in the Star: Your Bi-Weekly Astrological Forecast

Your bi-weekly horridscope courtesy of our psychic psychophant, Gloria Eleison.

by Gloria Eleison 10 March, 2017

Humor

Written in the Stars: Special Valentine’s Love Zodiac

Aries: They say if you’re unlucky at cards, you must be lucky at love. The truth, Aries, is that you suck at both.…

by Gloria Eleison 14 February, 2017

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