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Seattle Star Publisher Outed as African American
Turns out seeing is actually believing. Revealed: the actual race of the Seattle Star’s publisher.
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Starbucks & Amazon drone fleets crash into Big Bertha, create Skynet, Humanity DOOMED!!
Skynet born in Seattle’s tech collision.
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Crop Circle Found in Oregon; Republicans Blame Cylvia Hayes
A Firefox crop circle appears in Oregon. Is it a Jihadist takeover?
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Starbucks Tests Drone Fleet Deliveries
Starbucks tries out their latest advance: drone deliveries. Sam Luis Obispo reports.
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Real Estate Developers Declare War on Seattle
Real estate developers held a press conference in Seattle today to provide the public with information regarding their new campaign entitled, “Tear It All Down!”
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Starbucks Barista Stops Traffic for Hours Discussing Race
The main difficulty of discussing race in Seattle: it stops traffic. Pam Carter reports.
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You Won’t Believe These 5 Other Innovative Uses for Bertha
We investigate what to do with Bertha once the tunnel project is finally cancelled.
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Starbucks: #RaceTogether Successful In Many US Branches
According to a new statement released by the Seattle coffee giant, the campaign may have done more for progress in race relations than people thought possible.

