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M’s Win! Oh Wait, It’s Against the Angels, Nevermind
Expect the losing streak to start on Thursday, in Oakland, where the front office uses something called Moneyball.
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Giant Wheedle Crushes Viaduct; Murray blames McGinn for Anti-Tunnel Agitation
After more than 20 years absence from Seattle, the now gigantic kaiju and former Sonics mascot known as the Wheedle emerged from Elliott Bay to crush the Viaduct.
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Goldy Adds His Face to The Seattle Star
Finally we can finally break the news that Goldy has joined the Seattle Star’s list of faces. Charles Noreaster has the scoop.
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Brian Bosworth Warms Up for The Expendables 3
Seattle Seahawks legend Brian Bosworth teams up with Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, Sly Stallone, Steven Seagal and a bunch of other Y-chromosome bearers in the latest testosterone fest.
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SUFFERING SQUATCH ATTACK!!!
The former Sonics mascot’s true plans over the past few years have come to awful fruition.
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Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s Secret Passion
Local reporters and music fans were shocked when an anonymous whistle blower in the music business revealed that Sir Mix-A-Lot has had a lifelong secret obsession with Gertrude from the J.P. Patches Show.
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Frank Colacurcio reviews Rick Anderson’s Seattle Vice
Back from the dead and ready to party, the Frank Colacurio-approved book by Rick Anderson gets its day to bleach in the window sunlight.
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Axis of Weasels Seize West Seattle and Shoreline
Carlson & Beck form Axis of Weasels, seize West Seattle & Shoreline! Vashon & Lake Forest park invaded! Carlson sez, “We need lebensraum!” Beck sez “Ethnic cleansing is for everybody!”
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36 Most Condescending Things to Ask a South Asian American
Offend all your South Asian acquaintances with this helpful list
