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A Brief History of April Fool’s Day
Mark Taylor-Canfield delivers unto thee a brief history of yon Aprille Foole.
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Caught Red Fisted: Tim Eyman Uses Wooden Slugs At Fantasy Unltd
Mere months after attempting to abscond with an office chair without paying for it, Tim Eyman is once again accused of trying to obtain services for nothing.
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They Do It to Help Themselves. It’s About Attention Management.
Poetry by Pam “Two Sheds” Carter.
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‘What the Hell is a “Aguey”?’: An Exit Interview with Jose “Two Tongue” Amador
Who will conduct brilliant interviews in the absence of CityArts? We will, of course. We interview that beige guy about some theater-y whatever.
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Can White People Ever Be Relevant Again?
In the spirit of City Arts, we bring you more hard-hitting aesthetic judgment, this from I.M. Fletcher.
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Here’s How Strokes Happen on an Asteroid
Poetry from the apoplecalypse by Pam “Gangnam Style” Carter.
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That’s Swift! KOMO News 4 Promptly Announces Sequel To Controversial Documentary
KOMO News 4 expedites the release of “Seattle Is Dying 2: A Modest Proposal,” a follow up documentary to their hard-hitting first installment.
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Our City Council Endörsements: Seven Sidran Clönes
Here is a slate that will not take it anymore!
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Sunday Comics
Pick up the bags and get in the limousine. Sunday, we’ll be away from here — read the Comics and wipe that tear away…One sweet dream came true today, yes it did. 1. 2. 3…
