Cheltenham Elegy #420
Poetry by Adam Fieled.
Lori Loughlin’s Daughter Olivia Jade’s Trademark Application Rejected Due to Poor Punctuation
Olivia Jade Giannulli’s latest problems are with the US Patent & Trademark Office, as they reject her application due to poor punctuation.
A Brief History of April Fool’s Day
Mark Taylor-Canfield delivers unto thee a brief history of yon Aprille Foole.
Caught Red Fisted: Tim Eyman Uses Wooden Slugs At Fantasy Unltd
Mere months after attempting to abscond with an office chair without paying for it, Tim Eyman is once again accused of trying to obtain services for nothing.
They Do It to Help Themselves. It’s About Attention Management.
Poetry by Pam “Two Sheds” Carter.
‘What the Hell is a “Aguey”?’: An Exit Interview with Jose “Two Tongue” Amador
Who will conduct brilliant interviews in the absence of CityArts? We will, of course. We interview that beige guy about some theater-y whatever.
Can White People Ever Be Relevant Again?
In the spirit of City Arts, we bring you more hard-hitting aesthetic judgment, this from I.M. Fletcher.
Here’s How Strokes Happen on an Asteroid
Poetry from the apoplecalypse by Pam “Gangnam Style” Carter.
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